1 00:00:00,622 --> 00:00:03,902 Look at me, right? And look at the Queen. 2 00:00:04,447 --> 00:00:07,267 I was never a fan until it occurred to me how much 3 00:00:07,328 --> 00:00:09,108 me and Ma'am have in common. 4 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:11,749 Bringing up kiddies you can't remember the names of. 5 00:00:11,749 --> 00:00:15,149 I know she's not a single parent but she might as well be. 6 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,309 Plus, the pair of us, we've stuck to our guns - 7 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:21,869 her, literally, sometimes - and flagshipped a dying breed. 8 00:00:21,869 --> 00:00:24,229 Admired and despised equally. 9 00:00:24,229 --> 00:00:25,789 Not for never lifting a finger - 10 00:00:25,789 --> 00:00:29,789 no, for setting examples through extremity. 11 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:32,349 And whether you're a bigwig on her end or a bigwig on mine, 12 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:34,989 you've still got all your dickheads in the middle to deal with - 13 00:00:34,989 --> 00:00:37,029 snip, snip, snipping at your benefits. 14 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:39,269 I mean, she can't not be looking at me and thinking, 15 00:00:39,269 --> 00:00:41,469 "What's your secret, Frank?" 16 00:00:41,469 --> 00:00:44,189 I got shot of my kids yonks back, 17 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:46,309 whereas, she's yet to see the back of a single one. 18 00:00:46,309 --> 00:00:49,869 Fine, I've had to get out of bed on occasion, to make ends meet, 19 00:00:49,869 --> 00:00:53,869 whereas she, she's done the whole thing from a chair! 20 00:00:55,029 --> 00:00:56,749 Oh, and a drink for the lady. 21 00:00:56,749 --> 00:00:59,309 Oh, sure, there's perks but, look at her lot - 22 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,669 Brian May prancing about on her roof. 23 00:01:01,669 --> 00:01:03,989 Now, look at my lot... 24 00:01:03,989 --> 00:01:08,012 we know how to throw a proper fucking party! 25 00:01:08,014 --> 00:01:13,092 26 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:15,270 Why are people afraid of routine? 27 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:18,110 I know how each day begins, I know how it ends, 28 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,432 and I know what to expect in between. 29 00:01:20,432 --> 00:01:22,392 That doesn't mean that life's passing me by 30 00:01:22,392 --> 00:01:26,172 or that I'm stuck in me ways - I can have fun... 31 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:30,173 ..but I believe in responsibility and reliability. It's a strength. 32 00:01:33,213 --> 00:01:35,573 Leave it to fools to rush in. 33 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:38,533 To gamble with their futures and other people's, 34 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,893 to risk losing it all because they twist, not stick. 35 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,453 As if getting a new job, moving to a new town, 36 00:01:44,453 --> 00:01:46,653 or riding a stinking camel across the desert 37 00:01:46,653 --> 00:01:50,653 is going to make their lives any better. 38 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:55,413 Just want to run a check on a Dr Martin Fisher. 39 00:01:58,653 --> 00:02:02,653 Sticking with what you know can only make you stronger. 40 00:02:08,373 --> 00:02:10,253 No, ta... 41 00:02:10,253 --> 00:02:13,653 I'll stick to council pop. 42 00:02:13,653 --> 00:02:16,253 Urgh! 43 00:02:16,253 --> 00:02:17,853 My head's been pickled, man. 44 00:02:17,853 --> 00:02:20,253 Small wonder, you really went for it. 45 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,693 What? 46 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,453 - You don't remember. - Remember what? 47 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:32,453 Oh, no, don't worry, I won't say anything. 48 00:02:37,093 --> 00:02:40,013 Oh, I just got to take this. Hello? 49 00:02:40,013 --> 00:02:41,813 You're winding me up. 50 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,293 Kassi Blanco? 51 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:53,093 No, mate. 52 00:02:53,093 --> 00:02:54,813 Yeah, I'm Kassi Blanco. 53 00:02:54,813 --> 00:02:58,813 DCI Morgan. I have a warrant to search these premises. 54 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:01,433 What's this all about? 55 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,453 Well, it starts with fake mortgage applications, 56 00:03:03,453 --> 00:03:07,093 goes on to spurious bank accounts, money laundering, fraud - 57 00:03:07,093 --> 00:03:07,893 want me to go on? 58 00:03:07,893 --> 00:03:10,013 No, I have no idea what you're talking about. 59 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:11,973 I'll have to caution you. 60 00:03:11,973 --> 00:03:13,153 What's going on? 61 00:03:13,155 --> 00:03:17,155 It's fine, I have nothing to hide. 62 00:03:27,195 --> 00:03:31,195 Will you get that? 63 00:03:36,355 --> 00:03:39,635 Dad's asleep. 64 00:03:39,635 --> 00:03:42,915 We're looking for Dr Martin Fisher and Kelly Ball. 65 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:44,235 Wrong house, love. 66 00:03:44,235 --> 00:03:45,475 Mind if we have a look around? 67 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:49,475 Got a warrant? 68 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,235 What did dibble want? 69 00:03:52,235 --> 00:03:56,235 Looking for Marty and Kelly. 70 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:08,755 Ah, I haven't worn that jacket in ages. 71 00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:11,195 Celebrating Ramadan, were you? 72 00:04:11,195 --> 00:04:13,475 Er, godfather at a Christening. 73 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:17,475 Need you to come down the station, answer a few questions. 74 00:04:20,835 --> 00:04:22,635 Your accounts, your assets - 75 00:04:22,635 --> 00:04:26,395 all been frozen pending our investigation. 76 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,795 I'll be back soon. 77 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:32,795 I can just see it now - few kids running about, you washing the car, 78 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:38,675 me sunbathing, IKEA on a Saturday, garden centre on a Sunday... 79 00:04:41,235 --> 00:04:45,235 Give 'em a ring, we should have heard from 'em by now. 80 00:04:45,915 --> 00:04:49,715 Hello, yes, this is Dr Fisher... 81 00:04:49,715 --> 00:04:52,035 Sorry? 82 00:04:52,035 --> 00:04:53,755 All right, Willy Wanka? 83 00:04:53,755 --> 00:04:57,755 Just looking for some tissues, to mop up. 84 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:02,595 Marty, what is it? 85 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:06,595 Oh, yeah, police were round our place earlier, looking for you two. 86 00:05:07,835 --> 00:05:11,835 Our mortgage has been rejected. 87 00:05:14,075 --> 00:05:17,075 What we going to do? We've lost the bleeding lot! 88 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:17,955 We could stay here? 89 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:19,235 Oh, piss off. 90 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:23,235 Go back to Frank's? 91 00:05:24,515 --> 00:05:28,515 Hello, Kelly, love, you all right? 92 00:05:28,555 --> 00:05:29,435 Never better. 93 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:32,915 You look as if you've seen a ghost. 94 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,715 Here you are... 95 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:37,635 ..all you need is love... 96 00:05:37,635 --> 00:05:41,635 but a likkle chocolate now and then doesn't hurt either. 97 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,795 Could always...see if Lillian would take you back? 98 00:05:54,235 --> 00:05:55,275 More, more! 99 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:59,275 More, more, yeah! 100 00:06:00,035 --> 00:06:02,075 I hope they've gone to a better place. 101 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:03,955 Chinese Dave's made sure of it. 102 00:06:03,955 --> 00:06:05,035 What? 103 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:07,795 I said stop squawking and get on with the cleaning. 104 00:06:07,795 --> 00:06:10,995 It's a hot tub, not a duck pond! 105 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,035 Duck shit's a right bugger to shift. 106 00:06:13,035 --> 00:06:17,035 Vodka and baking soda - works every time. 107 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:22,275 What's going on? 108 00:06:22,275 --> 00:06:23,795 Nothing. No charges. 109 00:06:23,795 --> 00:06:26,115 Money laundering, fraud - didn't sound like nothing. 110 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:28,395 Nothing, for now. 111 00:06:28,395 --> 00:06:30,635 I can help get a brief, you know, get this sorted. 112 00:06:30,635 --> 00:06:32,915 Jamie, believe me, I know what I'm doing. 113 00:06:32,915 --> 00:06:35,515 It's not a pub brawl. 114 00:06:35,515 --> 00:06:39,515 I really shouldn't have tried to pass Marty and Kelly off as doctors. 115 00:06:39,635 --> 00:06:40,835 What, this is their fault? 116 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:44,835 No, no, tip of the iceberg. 117 00:06:46,795 --> 00:06:50,795 Daft buggers didn't look everywhere! 118 00:06:52,075 --> 00:06:53,955 Pension, eh? 119 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,035 You're going to chip, just like that? 120 00:06:56,035 --> 00:07:00,035 Well, one door closes, another one opens. 121 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:05,555 Right, I'm going to start packing! 122 00:07:06,835 --> 00:07:10,115 What the fuck's going on? 123 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:14,115 I just need somewhere to lay low for a few days. 124 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:25,195 What's happening here? 125 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,875 I'll tell you what's happening here. 126 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:30,315 I've got five minutes, Shane, I don't want any pissing about, 127 00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:32,875 I just want you to fuck me from behind 128 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:35,195 and stick your thumb up my arse. 129 00:07:35,195 --> 00:07:36,395 Are you taking the piss? 130 00:07:36,395 --> 00:07:40,395 Do I look like I'm taking the piss? 131 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:42,875 Shane? 132 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,115 You in, mate? 133 00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:48,715 I won't warn you again, Maguire, this is the third time in a month 134 00:07:48,715 --> 00:07:51,515 we've had complaints about underage drinking! 135 00:07:51,515 --> 00:07:53,995 How many times do I have to come over? 136 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,435 I'll sort it. 137 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:59,435 You'd better. 138 00:08:00,315 --> 00:08:02,115 Sick of the sight of that lot today. 139 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,355 What you doing here anyway? 140 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:04,955 I need a favour, you still got the van? 141 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:06,115 Yes, why? 142 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:10,115 My brother's screwed up - for once, it's not you. 143 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:17,355 What the fuck do you want? 144 00:08:17,355 --> 00:08:19,035 I want you two to do one, now. 145 00:08:19,035 --> 00:08:20,915 Hang on, you can't tell us what to do. 146 00:08:20,915 --> 00:08:24,915 I just did. You've got 20 minutes to pack up and leave. 147 00:08:25,835 --> 00:08:29,835 Ha! 148 00:08:30,235 --> 00:08:32,675 Now! 149 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:36,675 I swear down! 150 00:08:45,115 --> 00:08:46,555 I'm not doing it. 151 00:08:46,555 --> 00:08:50,315 I'm not coming back to this life, Marty. 152 00:08:50,315 --> 00:08:54,315 Up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe! 153 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:58,915 You know what? Fuck it! Let's just go! We were going to do anyway. 154 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:00,955 That's when we thought we had somewhere to go to! 155 00:09:00,955 --> 00:09:03,075 We're back to square one! 156 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,355 I like square ones! 157 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:08,155 Look, you said so yourself, the estate's dead from the neck up! 158 00:09:08,155 --> 00:09:11,875 We've got nowt but the clothes on our back. 159 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:15,795 That's all we've ever had... 160 00:09:15,795 --> 00:09:19,795 ..and at least they're ours. 161 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:36,275 Give us a hand with this, Jamie. 162 00:09:50,995 --> 00:09:54,995 It stinks here. 163 00:09:55,235 --> 00:09:58,115 I can sort the lekky easy enough. Maybe get a cleaner in... 164 00:09:58,115 --> 00:10:00,195 We can manage. 165 00:10:00,195 --> 00:10:02,035 It's not quite what you're used to, is it? 166 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:06,035 Oh, no, honestly, it's fine. 167 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,315 Look... 168 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:10,355 we'll be OK. 169 00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:12,955 I'll leave you to it then. 170 00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:16,955 Thanks, Jamie. 171 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:19,915 I'm going to bagsy a bedroom. 172 00:10:19,915 --> 00:10:23,915 Not before me! 173 00:10:35,355 --> 00:10:39,355 Careful where you put that lollipop stick. 174 00:10:40,755 --> 00:10:43,019 Who the hell are you lot? 175 00:10:54,442 --> 00:10:56,562 You should've seen the look on his face when we pulled up. 176 00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:57,926 He's been here before. 177 00:10:57,926 --> 00:11:00,126 Yeah, only for an afternoon. 178 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,406 He might've thought it was colourful then but now he has to live here. 179 00:11:03,406 --> 00:11:05,326 Kassi's not like that. 180 00:11:05,326 --> 00:11:08,206 No? I never asked to be dragged into this. 181 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:11,886 I went for a beer, ended up sat in handcuffs wondering what the fuck'sgoing on. 182 00:11:11,886 --> 00:11:13,486 It's not like he planned it. 183 00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:17,486 "Live a little, Jamie." Like I'm the one needs help. 184 00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:19,806 He treats me like his fucking driver. 185 00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:20,466 Has she gone then? 186 00:11:20,466 --> 00:11:21,406 Who? 187 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:22,940 Swear word. 188 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,140 What you talking about? 189 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,980 I'm not going to say her name... 190 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,180 She means Kelly. 191 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:33,180 She's gone, Lillian. 192 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,300 What was I thinking, bringing them here? 193 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,780 They needed somewhere to go, and you found them a place. 194 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:42,180 It's not exactly a match, is it, the Blancos and the Chatsworth estate? 195 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,620 It might do you good to spend a bit more time together. 196 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,700 Going for a few beers I can handle. 197 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:50,700 His smug face at my doorstep 24-7 I did not sign up for. 198 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:01,340 Stella, couple more beers? 199 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,980 How d'you get that? 200 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,180 Twocking. 201 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,580 You hear about that grandma who got one for playing Frank Sinatra all the time? 202 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:11,140 - Really? - Yeah. 203 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,700 Stella, they're warm! 204 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:16,060 Oi! 205 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,620 I'll cut your cock off when I catch you! 206 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:22,620 This place is messed up. 207 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:27,420 Stella! I'm gonna punch your head in! 208 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,580 Ta-da! 209 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,740 Took a lot of guts to come here, you know? Never been of my own accord. 210 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,860 Don't be so bloody soft, Shane. 211 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,980 What? 212 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,980 Just want to finish what we nearly started. 213 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,180 - They had you in as well, Maguire? - No, Jack. 214 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,140 Wankers. 215 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,980 Yeah. 216 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:58,460 Absolutely. 217 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,940 Look, I've gotta go back to work. 218 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:05,940 Might nip to the bogs for a diddle first, though. 219 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,860 Gastric Bandits? 220 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,700 Bloody hell, Frank, could you be any more offensive? 221 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,860 No, no, they love it. 222 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:30,740 I love it. Once a week we get up to all sorts, fantastic. 223 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:34,740 It's mutually beneficial, and we have an agreement. 224 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,820 Mind you, might have to find a new venue now, though. 225 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,380 Oh, don't worry about that. We'll be gone before you know it. 226 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,500 Oh, that's a shame. 227 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,220 A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. 228 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,100 Ever tried a wigwam? 229 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:56,100 What's that? 230 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:13,060 Me and Kassi tried it once with a woman we met in Marrakech. 231 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,900 C'est Kassi nouveau. Utilisez ce numero, les policiers ont l'autre. 232 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,660 Ta. 233 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,180 Are these mushrooms any good? 234 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:35,180 Any good? They're Amsterdam shit yer pants good! 235 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,500 Oh, my God! 236 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,940 Strong, aren't they? 237 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:48,940 They are, yeah. 238 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,980 Me Mam used to do that... 239 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,620 Frank? 240 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:15,980 I let her down, Esther. I let her down. 241 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:20,140 Don't cry, Frank. Here, let me get you another drink. 242 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,180 Got none. 243 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:28,180 There's a shop in the square. 244 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,700 Oh, God. 245 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,900 Oh. 246 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,660 Miss her? 247 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,420 Miss who, love? 248 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,820 Swear word. 249 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,700 She was like a daughter to me. 250 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,860 Apart from the prostitute bit. 251 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,380 She stole from you. 252 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,380 That's family for you. 253 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,700 You told your mum about them moving in yet? 254 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,180 Been avoiding it. 255 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,540 He's made it pretty clear what he thinks of Mam. 256 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,580 He'll say something smartarse, she'll say something insulting. 257 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,900 And then I'll have to sort it. Again. 258 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:29,900 It'll be worse if Mimi sniffs them out first. 259 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:31,900 I'll go round tomorrow. 260 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:35,900 I'm seeing the words shit and fan... 261 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,380 Get away, boy! 262 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,180 No, get away. 263 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,900 Down boy, down. 264 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:48,900 Tam? 265 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,580 Whose is this dog? 266 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,380 Woof woof! 267 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,860 What's going on out here? 268 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,340 He's my lad. Tam, get inside the house! 269 00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:01,340 No worries, love. We've all been there. A son wouldn't be a son 270 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:04,420 if he didn't go off the rails every now and again. 271 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,060 So you're our new neighbours? 272 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:10,060 We are, yeah. I'm Esther Blanco. My husband's Jamie Maguire's brother. 273 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,580 Bit of a funny story, actually. 274 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,460 He's only just found out he's got a brother, turns out his mum 275 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,580 had a threesome, totally forgot that her husband had been up her... 276 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,460 I'll stop you there, love. 277 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,980 I'm Mimi. 278 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:24,980 I'm Jamie's mother! 279 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,820 What's he on? 280 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,940 Industrial strength mushrooms. 281 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:36,020 Forgot to mention, your new stepmum's Chatsworth's answer 282 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,380 to Pablo Escobar, 283 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:42,380 only she's got a bigger 'tache. 284 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:08,060 Even God got to relax on a Sunday. 285 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,700 What's this shite they've got on anyway? 286 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:14,700 I like it. What's this shite you're reading? 287 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:21,740 Thalia, turn that down! 288 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:26,060 Aargh! 289 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:31,180 Easier to train a dog than a Saul, eh, Tam? 290 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,180 Yeah, if you're going to do drugs, don't get caught. 291 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,940 Milkman. 292 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,660 Hi, I thought you might er... 293 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,140 Hi Frank, you eaten? 294 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:45,380 No. 295 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:49,100 Christening the new abode last night, were we? 296 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:53,100 Walls, paper thin. 297 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,660 What is it? 298 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:06,660 He'll expect Waitrose, not bloody Chesco. 299 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,900 Is that tramp living here now? 300 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,900 Leave him alone. I like Cha Cha. 301 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,460 Ring me. 302 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,020 Still no joy? 303 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,700 Well, it's Sunday morning. It's earlier in France. 304 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,020 All right, pal? 305 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,980 Careful Frank, he's a zero-watt bulb. 306 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,380 Fancy a game of idiots, Cha Cha? 307 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,940 Go on then, how do you play it? 308 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:35,460 Saul, here! 309 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:39,460 Don't ever do that again, you hear me? 310 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:43,660 Go to the shop round the corner and get some eggs. 311 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,500 Could have been worse, Frank. 312 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,780 Come in, come in. 313 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,300 I'm Karen - we've just brought you some bits... 314 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,180 Oh, thank you, you didn't have to... 315 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,460 All right, Jamie. Just welcoming the family. 316 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,340 Yeah, piss off, Frank. 317 00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:01,340 Yeah, will do. 318 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:05,340 I found this baby oil. Can I rub it on your arse cheeks? 319 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:09,340 How much of that book have you read? 320 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:14,180 Oh, babe. 321 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,100 I do understand, you know. 322 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,700 How it feels when your chicks have flown the nest. 323 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,740 You comparing my kids to ducks? 324 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,420 All right to have a quick shower, Mam? 325 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:27,420 Why not. Every other fucker's interrupted me peace. 326 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,980 Fucking hell, Mam, what you doing? 327 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:40,980 Do you know anything about our Jamie and those arseholes next door? 328 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,020 Yeah, he borrowed the van off me yesterday. 329 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,180 And I'm the last one to know as per? 330 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,420 How am I supposed to know that you didn't know? 331 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,700 You would if any of you bothered coming to see me any more. 332 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,860 I'm here now, aren't I? 333 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,820 Are you here to see me or use the facilities? 334 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:01,060 This place isn't a hotel, you know. 335 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,460 Hotels have locks on the doors! 336 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,540 Don't forget to wash your bell end. 337 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:09,540 Piss off! 338 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,220 You don't want to encourage Frank, you know. He's a parasite. 339 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,780 Ah, it's fine. Esther's fond of him. 340 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,100 You'll never get rid. 341 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,380 We'll be away soon anyway. 342 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:25,300 Oh, yeah, the big mystery. 343 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,700 No, no. No mystery. We're going to France. 344 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,340 I've got an investment out there, just about ripe. 345 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,620 You think the police are gonna let you jet off 346 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,460 and enjoy the European vibe? 347 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,140 Why are you so bothered? 348 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,180 I was sat in handcuffs day before yesterday. 349 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,780 If you've dragged me into this shit, I want to know about it. 350 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:46,540 You drag yourself into shit if our night out is anything to go by. 351 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,140 What's that supposed to mean? 352 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,820 Wouldn't you love to know? 353 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:53,500 Can you not just answer a straight fucking question? 354 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,620 Calm down. Keep moving, that's my motto. 355 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,420 No point hanging around. 356 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:02,140 "Stop you right there, love. I'm Jamie's mother!" 357 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:05,460 Wish I'd been there. 358 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:09,460 Got them! 359 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,340 Well at least they're eggs. 360 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:20,220 You lot, outside. 361 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,620 Coffee? 362 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,460 No, ta, best get off. Need to see me mum. 363 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:24,700 Have some breakfast first. 364 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:28,700 Yeah, Mimi won't feed you. 365 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,100 What do you think you're doing? 366 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,380 Chillaxing. 367 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,380 That hot tub belongs to me. 368 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,460 It's in our garden. 369 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,260 Are you our new grandma? 370 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,500 No, I'm your worst nightmare. 371 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,620 Now get out of there. 372 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,820 Get out! 373 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:03,460 Get out! 374 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:07,460 OK, pipe down, saggy tits. 375 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:11,020 I'll drag you outta there, you little dipstick. 376 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:15,020 Mam! Mam! 377 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,802 What you doing? 378 00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:24,137 Don't ever lay a finger on him again! Or any of them! 379 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:27,937 Or what?! And what the fuck are you playing at moving them in?! 380 00:23:27,937 --> 00:23:29,897 I'm just helping them out. He's family. 381 00:23:29,897 --> 00:23:32,297 Not my fucking family! 382 00:23:32,297 --> 00:23:33,657 Morning... 383 00:23:33,657 --> 00:23:35,057 Ah, another Maguire boy! 384 00:23:35,057 --> 00:23:37,017 You any better at keeping your mother under control? 385 00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:39,343 - What? - He's my husband! 386 00:23:39,946 --> 00:23:41,986 You're proper giving me tinnitus. 387 00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:45,986 Get that hot tub back in my yard, pronto! 388 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:56,266 I'll sort this. 389 00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:02,266 What you doing? 390 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,466 Thought you'd want to see me. 391 00:24:03,466 --> 00:24:05,266 Not here! 392 00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:09,266 Put your hands down my pants. I dare you. 393 00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:10,946 Cuff me. 394 00:24:10,946 --> 00:24:13,186 Oh, you dirty bastard. 395 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,066 What's going on? 396 00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:17,786 It's all cool, Mam, I've just got to answer some questions 397 00:24:17,786 --> 00:24:19,226 about Shane's World. 398 00:24:19,256 --> 00:24:23,136 Boys will be boys, eh, Mimi? 399 00:24:23,136 --> 00:24:25,056 You - get in, dickhead. 400 00:24:25,056 --> 00:24:26,456 But... 401 00:24:26,456 --> 00:24:30,456 NOW! 402 00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:38,816 They've got one of those big plasmas next door. 403 00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:50,016 Need to nip this in the bud, Frank, she's getting out of control. 404 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:56,776 ? Confusion in her eyes that says it all, she's lost control 405 00:24:59,016 --> 00:25:02,976 ? And she's clinging to the nearest passer by, she's lost control... ? 406 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:12,456 You're really putting your mum through it, you know. 407 00:25:12,456 --> 00:25:16,456 Look, it's hard for her, watching you grow up, make bad decisions. 408 00:25:17,936 --> 00:25:20,456 I'm sorry for putting you through it. 409 00:25:20,456 --> 00:25:23,896 Doesn't bother me. I actually think they're all right. 410 00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:26,136 Kids seem like a right laugh. 411 00:25:26,136 --> 00:25:29,936 It's just, hard for your Mum, you know? 412 00:25:29,936 --> 00:25:31,216 Really? 413 00:25:31,216 --> 00:25:33,576 Just buy her a bunch of flowers every now and then. 414 00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:36,576 You know, show her that you care. 415 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:40,456 I'll do me best. 416 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,136 I'm glad we can have a chat like this, you know, 417 00:25:43,136 --> 00:25:45,776 father to son. 418 00:25:45,776 --> 00:25:49,776 See you later, mate. 419 00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:55,296 Oh, mmm. Oh, God, yeah. Like that, like that. 420 00:25:55,936 --> 00:25:58,176 Ahhhh! 421 00:25:58,176 --> 00:26:01,616 Juliet Bravo! Jane Tennison! 422 00:26:01,616 --> 00:26:05,616 Cagney and Lacey! Dave... Cree...gan! 423 00:26:08,256 --> 00:26:10,096 Aaaaah! 424 00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:14,096 Fuck. 425 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:21,416 Right. Back to work. 426 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:23,136 What? 427 00:26:23,136 --> 00:26:24,136 What about me? 428 00:26:24,136 --> 00:26:28,136 You can wank on me tits, but you'll have to be quick. 429 00:26:28,256 --> 00:26:32,256 Right. 430 00:26:36,616 --> 00:26:39,896 'Any units near the Chatsworth Estate, please proceed...' 431 00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:42,296 Tell you what, why don't we save it for later? 432 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:43,976 I love a messy cream pie. 433 00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:47,976 I'll be there in three minutes, guv. 434 00:26:51,936 --> 00:26:54,976 Try it again. 435 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:06,616 Boarding pass. So your ferry leaves on Tuesday? 436 00:27:06,616 --> 00:27:10,616 Yes. Cherbourg is nearer to Brittany that Caen, isn't it? 437 00:27:10,976 --> 00:27:14,976 How would I know with my dull little life? 438 00:27:15,296 --> 00:27:18,256 Mind if I check my e-mails while I'm here? 439 00:27:18,256 --> 00:27:19,696 Knock yourself out. 440 00:27:28,576 --> 00:27:32,576 Here you are, lads. Watch this. 441 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:42,616 In three, two, one... 442 00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:50,416 He's pure mental! 443 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:52,656 How's it going, fella? Nice to see you. 444 00:27:52,656 --> 00:27:54,696 Nice to see you, mate. 445 00:27:54,696 --> 00:27:56,616 Do you know him? 446 00:27:56,616 --> 00:28:00,616 Apparently, yeah. 447 00:28:12,856 --> 00:28:16,816 Sorry, love, this is a no smoking area. 448 00:28:16,816 --> 00:28:19,496 Who the hell does she think she is?! 449 00:28:19,496 --> 00:28:23,256 I know, you can smoke in here. 450 00:28:23,256 --> 00:28:27,256 Mmmm. 451 00:28:34,096 --> 00:28:37,416 Go in there and ask Mimi if she's ever done space docking. 452 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,176 Space docking?! 453 00:28:40,776 --> 00:28:44,776 Mate - she'll go sick! 454 00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,656 I like them. 455 00:28:47,656 --> 00:28:49,216 Two pair for �7, Wigan Market. 456 00:28:49,216 --> 00:28:54,096 Mimi, have you ever done space docking? 457 00:28:54,096 --> 00:28:56,296 Fucking space docking?! 458 00:28:56,296 --> 00:29:00,296 Coming round here, corrupting our kids! Lowering the tone! 459 00:29:03,336 --> 00:29:07,336 I don't know where you come from, but this is a nice estate, 460 00:29:07,816 --> 00:29:10,696 for nice people! 461 00:29:10,696 --> 00:29:11,696 Calm down, Mam. 462 00:29:11,696 --> 00:29:15,416 Calm down? Shut the fuck up, Judas! 463 00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:16,616 What's that mean? 464 00:29:16,616 --> 00:29:18,256 You know exactly what it means. 465 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:22,176 It's just kids mucking about. What's it matter? 466 00:29:22,176 --> 00:29:26,176 It matters to me! 467 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:34,136 Billy, home! 468 00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:35,496 But it's my turn. 469 00:29:35,496 --> 00:29:39,496 I won't tell you again... 470 00:29:55,616 --> 00:29:56,856 It's not funny. 471 00:29:56,856 --> 00:30:00,856 Oh, it is though, Esther. 472 00:30:03,816 --> 00:30:06,896 What's wrong? 473 00:30:06,896 --> 00:30:10,896 Kassi! 474 00:30:13,816 --> 00:30:17,816 Fuck sake. 475 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:21,536 Dad, what's the matter? 476 00:30:21,536 --> 00:30:24,096 Kassi? 477 00:30:24,096 --> 00:30:28,096 Kassi? Where you going, mate?! 478 00:30:28,456 --> 00:30:32,456 Hey! 479 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:45,216 Kassi! Stop! What you doing? 480 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,496 What the fuck's going on? 481 00:30:47,496 --> 00:30:49,416 It has nothing to do with you! 482 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,376 Really? Feels like it's got everything to do with me. 483 00:30:52,376 --> 00:30:54,696 My family, my pub, my fucking world. 484 00:30:54,696 --> 00:30:56,656 Know whose that is? 485 00:30:56,656 --> 00:30:57,776 No. 486 00:30:57,776 --> 00:31:01,776 Good. 487 00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:03,061 Coming? 488 00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:13,233 I mean, where were you going? 489 00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:14,313 France. 490 00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:15,873 I meant, in this. 491 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:18,193 Before you realised the tank was empty? 492 00:31:18,193 --> 00:31:19,633 Fight or flight, Jamie. 493 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:21,233 You don't know where you're going, 494 00:31:21,233 --> 00:31:24,153 you don't know what you're doing, what do you know? 495 00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:26,153 Fuck all. That's the truth, isn't it? 496 00:31:26,153 --> 00:31:29,873 You cause chaos and expect everyone else to clean up your mess. 497 00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:31,553 I never asked for your help! 498 00:31:31,553 --> 00:31:33,193 It didn't stop you taking it! 499 00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:36,113 I've been chasing your tail for two days and are you grateful? 500 00:31:36,113 --> 00:31:39,913 Are you fuck! 501 00:31:39,913 --> 00:31:42,313 Oh yeah, that's it, walk away. 502 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:44,673 Where are you gonna run to this time, eh? 503 00:31:44,673 --> 00:31:48,673 Spain, Mexico, Kuala fucking Lumpur? 504 00:31:53,353 --> 00:31:57,033 Yeah, you sit there coming up with your next big story. 505 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:04,953 I don't know what to do. 506 00:32:22,953 --> 00:32:25,193 Where's Dad? 507 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:29,193 Don't worry, he'll be back. 508 00:32:41,673 --> 00:32:44,033 So what was this big idea? 509 00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:45,673 Pear cider, 510 00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,593 invested in a couple of units in Brittany. 511 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:52,593 Are you taking the piss? 512 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:55,633 You really are a screw-up. 513 00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:58,113 I never lost this much before. 514 00:32:58,113 --> 00:33:02,073 Always had a back-up, never thought it would all go to shit all at once. 515 00:33:02,073 --> 00:33:05,633 I don't know how you live day to day like that, I really don't. 516 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:09,633 Well, that's because your apron strings are still umbilical cords. 517 00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:12,313 Family's family. 518 00:33:12,313 --> 00:33:15,433 I'm not sure mine will be that pleased to see me. 519 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:16,993 You'll be all right. 520 00:33:16,993 --> 00:33:18,953 Esther and the kids adore you, 521 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:22,953 think the sun shines out of your arse. Fuck knows why. 522 00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:29,273 Look... 523 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,833 I might need to hang around for a while. 524 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,873 Just until I get back on my feet. 525 00:33:33,873 --> 00:33:37,873 If you can make things right with Mam, then, maybe it could work. 526 00:33:44,873 --> 00:33:47,553 One more thing... 527 00:33:47,553 --> 00:33:50,793 What did happen, the night we went out? 528 00:33:50,793 --> 00:33:54,793 Anyone ever tell you you worry too much? 529 00:34:05,993 --> 00:34:09,513 That how you deal with all your problems, just throw food at it? 530 00:34:09,513 --> 00:34:13,513 I've lived in a war zone and I don't fancy doing it again. 531 00:34:17,073 --> 00:34:20,273 Saul, take these round to Mimi, tell her you're sorry. 532 00:34:20,273 --> 00:34:21,913 Oh, do I have to? 533 00:34:21,913 --> 00:34:25,913 Yes. 534 00:34:27,313 --> 00:34:28,513 Will you come with me Cha Cha? 535 00:34:28,513 --> 00:34:32,113 Yeah. 536 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:36,113 Don't forget to invite her for dinner, eight o'clock. 537 00:34:36,393 --> 00:34:40,193 Tell your mother she can stick it up her arse! 538 00:34:40,193 --> 00:34:43,713 And you turn up to work looking like that, Gallagher, 539 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:47,713 and I'll cut your knackers off. 540 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:53,153 Do you think she'll come? 541 00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:59,833 I'm gonna fuck you like you've never been fucked before. 542 00:35:02,753 --> 00:35:04,073 Shane? 543 00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:08,073 Fuck, it's Jamie, hide! 544 00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:14,193 You all right towel head? 545 00:35:14,193 --> 00:35:15,233 You all right? 546 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,553 Aye. 547 00:35:16,553 --> 00:35:18,713 Fuck me, have you ODed on Viagra or something? 548 00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:20,593 Nah, nah, nah, it's just... 549 00:35:20,593 --> 00:35:24,593 ..sit down, take the weight off your head. 550 00:35:28,913 --> 00:35:31,433 How's it going with Ali Baba, then? 551 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:34,913 Total disaster. Mam's going mental. 552 00:35:34,913 --> 00:35:38,553 That's good... 553 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,193 What's good? 554 00:35:40,193 --> 00:35:42,713 Mam... Ali Baba. 555 00:35:42,713 --> 00:35:43,873 What's up with you? 556 00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:47,873 Nothing, why? 557 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:52,713 Are you banging that pig? 558 00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:54,193 She's not a pig. 559 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,673 And no, I'm not. 560 00:35:55,673 --> 00:35:56,913 Is she a copper? 561 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:58,193 Yes, technically... 562 00:35:58,193 --> 00:35:59,913 Well, then she's a pig. 563 00:35:59,913 --> 00:36:01,553 Is she here?! 564 00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:03,513 It's got nothing to do with you. 565 00:36:03,513 --> 00:36:07,513 Oh, don't you fucking tell me that as well. 566 00:36:08,353 --> 00:36:11,793 For fucks sake! 567 00:36:11,793 --> 00:36:15,793 Argh! 568 00:36:29,873 --> 00:36:32,313 I will have to save this one for the wank bank, 569 00:36:32,313 --> 00:36:34,713 leave you to it, boys. 570 00:36:34,713 --> 00:36:38,713 Get fucking off me! 571 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,993 Maybe Mimi could sit next to Saul? 572 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,953 Stop it. You promised you'd try. 573 00:36:51,913 --> 00:36:55,113 Haven't had a chance to give you a proper welcome. I'm Lillian. 574 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:58,913 A little something for you. 575 00:36:58,913 --> 00:37:01,633 Isn't that kind? 576 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:05,593 Thought you'd like it. It's filthy. 577 00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:09,593 Lillian, would you like to come to dinner this evening? 578 00:37:09,593 --> 00:37:11,713 You can be our uninvited guest. 579 00:37:11,713 --> 00:37:13,033 You mean, I'm not invited? 580 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:14,753 Sorry? 581 00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:16,473 If I'm uninvited. 582 00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:18,793 It's a Jewish thing. Eight o'clock? 583 00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:22,153 Lovely. I'll bring a bottle of bubbly. 584 00:37:22,153 --> 00:37:26,153 Ciao for now. 585 00:37:28,073 --> 00:37:32,073 Why do I get the feeling you're not taking this seriously? 586 00:37:33,913 --> 00:37:37,913 Are you going round the Wankos later then, Frank? 587 00:37:38,593 --> 00:37:40,033 You? 588 00:37:40,033 --> 00:37:41,033 Am I shite. 589 00:37:41,033 --> 00:37:42,393 Well, I think you should. 590 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:43,473 Why's that? 591 00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:46,033 You're a religious lady, Mimi, 592 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:50,033 love thy neighbour and don't sell mushrooms to their kids. 593 00:37:51,673 --> 00:37:54,193 You better keep that to yourself, Gallagher, 594 00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:56,393 you know what side your bread's buttered. 595 00:37:56,393 --> 00:37:58,073 Indeed I do. 596 00:37:58,073 --> 00:38:01,633 Amos, sort your bloody uniform out, 597 00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:05,633 you look like nobody's child. 598 00:38:06,473 --> 00:38:08,073 Are you all right, gorgeous? 599 00:38:08,073 --> 00:38:11,873 No, I'm sick of people telling me I should go round there tonight. 600 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,593 Whoever it is, I agree with them. 601 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,273 Why not? 602 00:38:16,273 --> 00:38:18,873 Why should I be the one to make an effort? 603 00:38:18,873 --> 00:38:20,153 I'm the victim in all this! 604 00:38:20,153 --> 00:38:21,913 Just give them a chance. 605 00:38:21,913 --> 00:38:25,913 No point shitting on your own doorstep. 606 00:38:48,353 --> 00:38:51,753 Look's like Mum's coming to this dinner tonight, after all. 607 00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:53,073 What changed her mind? 608 00:38:53,073 --> 00:38:54,673 Dunno. 609 00:38:54,673 --> 00:38:57,513 Tonight at eight, be there. 610 00:38:57,513 --> 00:39:00,953 Listen, I would love to help. 611 00:39:00,953 --> 00:39:03,873 But I really don't see myself as a diplomatic sort. 612 00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:07,393 Plus, I am definitely on a promise tonight. 613 00:39:07,393 --> 00:39:11,393 I think, if I cancel, my balls just might explode. 614 00:39:11,513 --> 00:39:12,953 I need back-up. 615 00:39:12,953 --> 00:39:16,953 Plus, I'll tell Mam you're shagging a pig if you don't come. 616 00:39:17,473 --> 00:39:21,473 Bollocks! 617 00:39:29,873 --> 00:39:33,633 You smell great. Like erm... 618 00:39:33,633 --> 00:39:37,153 ..strawberry laces. 619 00:39:37,153 --> 00:39:40,233 It's not as good as Jane Eyre laid bare. 620 00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:42,593 Ta. 621 00:39:42,593 --> 00:39:44,233 Where have you two been? 622 00:39:44,233 --> 00:39:45,513 Reminiscing. 623 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,833 You're brave for inviting this lot round, aren't you? 624 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:51,833 Ah, well, you're a brave lot for coming. 625 00:40:01,153 --> 00:40:03,753 Like waiting for the executioner. 626 00:40:03,753 --> 00:40:06,033 Is he coming too? 627 00:40:07,993 --> 00:40:11,993 Brace yourselves. 628 00:40:16,713 --> 00:40:18,233 Hi, are you all right? 629 00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:19,873 Yeah, come in, come in. 630 00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:21,593 Why don't you put her down upstairs? 631 00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:24,953 Cheers. 632 00:40:24,953 --> 00:40:28,193 Look at you all dressed up. 633 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:32,193 Even Saul's impressed. 634 00:40:39,193 --> 00:40:41,553 Ah, the guest of honour. 635 00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:43,753 Whose side are you here for? 636 00:40:43,753 --> 00:40:46,073 I'm the uninvited. 637 00:40:46,073 --> 00:40:48,873 She's the fucking brain dead. 638 00:40:48,873 --> 00:40:50,913 Can I borrow your phone Uncle Jamie? 639 00:40:50,913 --> 00:40:52,953 Course you can, mate. 640 00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:56,273 Oh! Bonjour tout le monde. 641 00:40:56,273 --> 00:40:57,553 No French allowed Frank. 642 00:40:57,553 --> 00:40:58,833 D'accord. 643 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,393 You're over there. 644 00:41:00,393 --> 00:41:02,473 Aidan not coming? 645 00:41:02,473 --> 00:41:04,233 Thankfully, no. 646 00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:07,193 He lacks the complex attributes required to make a person 647 00:41:07,193 --> 00:41:08,433 socially attractive. 648 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:11,553 And he's got a tag. 649 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:13,353 Well, this is very cosy, isn't it? 650 00:41:13,353 --> 00:41:14,673 Family gathering... 651 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,633 ..should have a game of charades. 652 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,713 I'm good at that. Can I go first? 653 00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:20,633 Two words... 654 00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:24,633 ..fuck off. 655 00:41:34,953 --> 00:41:37,353 Are you lot taking the piss? 656 00:41:37,353 --> 00:41:38,873 That takes me back. 657 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:41,793 It's not what you think, I drew it for Frank. 658 00:41:41,793 --> 00:41:43,553 Whose side are you on then, Frank? 659 00:41:43,553 --> 00:41:45,753 I think I'm the one on the bottom. 660 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,873 I meant here, you pleb. 661 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,473 I'm Switzerland. 662 00:41:50,473 --> 00:41:53,713 This is, er, really nice, Esther. 663 00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:55,473 Better than your Mum's? 664 00:41:55,473 --> 00:41:59,233 Nah, it's not better, it's just... 665 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:00,593 It's just what? 666 00:42:00,593 --> 00:42:02,073 Different! 667 00:42:02,073 --> 00:42:04,753 Try some Borek, Mimi? 668 00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,833 Er, I've got plenty, thank you. 669 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,313 Are you sure, babe, this is mint. 670 00:42:08,313 --> 00:42:09,873 Had a big lunch at school. 671 00:42:09,873 --> 00:42:12,153 Jamie mentioned you helped out at the local primary. 672 00:42:12,153 --> 00:42:14,793 It's a bit more than fucking helping out. 673 00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:17,233 Must be a handful, dealing with kids from round here. 674 00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:20,113 It's not so much the "round here" that's the problem. 675 00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:23,153 Once you get them in, they're putty in your hands. 676 00:42:23,153 --> 00:42:27,153 I find it's back at home where the real issues lie. 677 00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:28,873 I've found it. 678 00:42:28,873 --> 00:42:31,433 The term space docking refers to a man... 679 00:42:33,473 --> 00:42:37,473 I'm finished. I'm gonna see Aidan. 680 00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:41,233 They're making an effort. Why don't you? 681 00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:42,753 Taking their side again? 682 00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:44,913 Give it a fucking rest, Mam. 683 00:42:44,913 --> 00:42:47,713 Eh, don't talk to your mum like that. 684 00:42:47,713 --> 00:42:51,233 At least I've still got one son who hasn't let me down. 685 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:52,673 Who hasn't let you down! 686 00:42:52,673 --> 00:42:54,833 Well, he's shagging a fucking cop! 687 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:55,833 He's what?! 688 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,073 I'm really fucking not! 689 00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:01,113 What the fuck are you laughing at? 690 00:43:01,113 --> 00:43:03,193 Who do you think you are, Lady Muck? 691 00:43:03,193 --> 00:43:04,673 Do you think we've had it easy? 692 00:43:04,673 --> 00:43:06,233 Sit down, Esther. 693 00:43:06,233 --> 00:43:08,793 No! She hasn't got a monopoly on hard lives. 694 00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:11,553 See him, he nursed me and Tam through meningitis 695 00:43:11,553 --> 00:43:13,073 when he was 18 years old! 696 00:43:13,073 --> 00:43:15,433 And he's Palestinian, you think that's easy?! 697 00:43:15,433 --> 00:43:17,433 Someone's had a shit in the hot tub. 698 00:43:20,993 --> 00:43:22,753 Is that for the space docking? 699 00:43:22,753 --> 00:43:26,073 What did I tell you? They're fucking animals. 700 00:43:26,073 --> 00:43:27,033 Was it you? 701 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:28,433 Why would I grass on myself? 702 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:30,433 Him! It's gotta be him. 703 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,193 How do we know you didn't do it yourself? 704 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,113 And why would I do it myself? 705 00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:36,353 To get a reaction like this! 706 00:43:36,353 --> 00:43:40,353 I'm not one to shit on me own doorstep. 707 00:43:42,593 --> 00:43:45,193 It was me, I'm sorry. 708 00:43:45,193 --> 00:43:49,193 Breakfast burrito. 709 00:43:49,313 --> 00:43:50,513 Saul! 710 00:43:50,513 --> 00:43:54,513 Jesus Christ! 711 00:44:00,313 --> 00:44:03,753 I know you didn't have a burrito for breakfast. 712 00:44:03,753 --> 00:44:05,433 Why say you did? 713 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:08,153 Cos I know you put that shit in the hot tub. 714 00:44:08,153 --> 00:44:09,673 You're accusing me? 715 00:44:09,673 --> 00:44:13,633 Well you did, didn't you? 716 00:44:13,633 --> 00:44:17,633 Well, that stuck up cow needed a lesson in Chatsworth hospitality. 717 00:44:19,473 --> 00:44:20,833 We look like idiots now. 718 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:24,753 No, I look like an idiot. Same as any other day. 719 00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,513 Looking to me for sympathy? 720 00:44:26,513 --> 00:44:28,513 What even gave you the idea? 721 00:44:28,513 --> 00:44:31,593 Well, in a way you did. 722 00:44:31,593 --> 00:44:35,593 What, you actually listened to summat I had to say? 723 00:44:36,313 --> 00:44:39,913 Ah, I love how our relationship just keeps getting stronger 724 00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:41,313 and stronger... 725 00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:44,793 You gave me the idea to have a shit in the hot tub, Billy, 726 00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:47,433 don't get carried away, you fucking nob! 727 00:44:49,673 --> 00:44:53,673 Yes! 728 00:44:58,233 --> 00:44:59,713 Guess I fucked it up again. 729 00:44:59,713 --> 00:45:03,713 I think my stepdad taking a shit in your hot tub was the low point. 730 00:45:07,673 --> 00:45:09,873 Well, best get him indoors. 731 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:10,873 Night, Uncle Jamie. 732 00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:12,473 Night, mate. 733 00:45:12,473 --> 00:45:14,833 Thanks, Jamie. 734 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,793 For everything, I mean. 735 00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:19,233 'It's human nature to adapt. 736 00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:22,233 'You might not want change but life sticks two fingers up at that. 737 00:45:22,233 --> 00:45:26,073 'It happens. Sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. 738 00:45:26,073 --> 00:45:28,273 'Either way we live with it and carry on. 739 00:45:28,273 --> 00:45:30,593 'So why spend so much time worrying about the things 740 00:45:30,593 --> 00:45:32,273 'that could go wrong? 741 00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:34,633 'Stop worrying and enjoy what you have now. 742 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:37,393 'Because nobody knows what's waiting for them on the horizon, 743 00:45:37,393 --> 00:45:39,153 'not even me!' 744 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,233 We're going into business together. Chesco's getting an upgrade. 745 00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:43,953 Yep... It's a shithole. 746 00:45:43,953 --> 00:45:45,633 I don't want to work in a car wash. 747 00:45:45,633 --> 00:45:47,913 We take three times more than others make round here. 748 00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:49,753 This place? 749 00:45:49,753 --> 00:45:53,193 Living in the moment, mate, wouldn't change a thing. 750 00:45:53,193 --> 00:45:55,393 Money laundering, fraud by misrepresentation... 751 00:45:55,393 --> 00:45:57,073 He's in a fucking police cell! 752 00:45:57,073 --> 00:45:58,713 He'll be back by the end of the week. 753 00:45:58,713 --> 00:46:00,953 It's a drive through suck shop! 754 00:46:00,953 --> 00:46:04,060 I think I've just signed half my shop away to an Islamic terrorist. 755 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:44,058 756 00:46:51,819 --> 00:46:54,219 Gladiator, are you ready? 757 00:46:54,219 --> 00:46:58,219 Three, two, one! 758 00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,101 Urgh! 759 00:47:04,151 --> 00:47:08,701 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0